It's true, Carol. I did all these things. I dressed up as a knight. I sang. I danced. I threw waffles at your bedroom window. I hired a skywriter. I got up on a horse named Crazy Jimmy. And you loved it. You loved it. And you hated it. Because you didn't think that you deserved it. And you know what, Carol? You were right.
- Jon Beckerman and Rob Burnett, "Trapped"

I've written for a journalism publication.
That, coupled with a series of other events has lead me to the unavoidable conclusion that I'm becoming everything that I hate, whether I want to or not.
Apparantly, I've given up.
So I figured I might as well go ahead and start whining on a blog.

God damn me.