You're probably wondering what the point of all this ugly rambling bullshit is. It's this: The future is inherently a good thing and we move into it one winter at a time.
- Warren Ellis, "Next Winters"

"Something Else Me and Big Bird Have in Common"
So I'm working a shift at the computer lab, and I don't want to do my step outline for screenwriting class (A movie about Jesus? If C. S. Lewis wasn't dead, I'd kill him myself right now). I'm so desperate not to do that, I'm doing job research instead... that's how much I don't want to do this.

So at some point, I decide to google my name, and you know what I find out? One of my Maneater columns has been put on the PBS website.

Sweet shit. I'm national baby!