"A-Team roll call: Face?"
"Here and handsome!
"Murdoch?
"Here... and... crazy!"
"B.A.?"
"I pity the fool! But also suggest ways he may better himself."
- Matt Fleckenstein, "Brian Goes Back To College (And Stewie Goes With Him For Obvious Comedic Reasons)"
In 2007, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a S.H.I.E.L.D. task force for the crime of operating as unregistered superheroes...

These men and women promptly escaped from the Negative Zone stockade to the New York City underground.

Today -- still wanted by the government -- they survive as heroes for hire.

If you have a problem...

...if no one else can help...

...and provided you're not a fucking Skrull...

...maybe you can be saved by...

THE NEW NEW AVENGERS!!!
"Here and handsome!
"Murdoch?
"Here... and... crazy!"
"B.A.?"
"I pity the fool! But also suggest ways he may better himself."
- Matt Fleckenstein, "Brian Goes Back To College (And Stewie Goes With Him For Obvious Comedic Reasons)"
In 2007, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a S.H.I.E.L.D. task force for the crime of operating as unregistered superheroes...

These men and women promptly escaped from the Negative Zone stockade to the New York City underground.

Today -- still wanted by the government -- they survive as heroes for hire.

If you have a problem...

...if no one else can help...

...and provided you're not a fucking Skrull...

...maybe you can be saved by...

THE NEW NEW AVENGERS!!!
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